The Low Cal Calzone Zone
what a beautiful person
And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies.
Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.
my love for this post reaches no limits
Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives
That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies. I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.
the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”
The one phrase that makes most girls lose their shit, it has pockets.
The struggle is real.
blanket apology to all the female celebrities i hated as a teenager because i was up to my eyeballs in internalized misogyny
My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us
WHO DID THIS
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I can’t wait for it to feel like fall, but in the meantime, why not enjoy the sun?
Spencer Reid + Text Posts (Requested by multiple anons)